Monday, March 31, 2014

Hardest workout. Of my life.

So today I decided to be superwoman (aka a fucking dumbass) and took two back to back workouts. Yes, I know you're shaking your head like "child, what the fuck were you thinking".........

First, I did vinyasa yoga at work. I was so proud of myself because I was able to do some things I've never been able to do. After class my fav yoga teacher Heather told me I rocked it and was praising some of my pose progress! Woo!

So then, hell began. I went to The 12 studio. This place does targeted circuit training. Everyday they focus on different parts of the body. Sounds great right!? Well. Today was fucking arm day. Have you done vinyasa yoga?!? ITS A LOT OF ARM WORK WITH YOUR OWN BODY WEIGHT AS RESISTANCE. Get where I am going?!

Well I get there. First time. Already loved the blaring music choices. Yes! House music and then Notorious BIG!! Fuck yes!!!

Warm up: 3 minutes of burpees with alternating push ups. 1 burpee with a push-up, 1 burpee with no push-up, 2 burpees with push ups and 2 burpees with no push-ups, etc. For 3 fucking minutes. I died. I did it with a few breaks but I died.

Circuits. 
4 stations with 3 exercises. You'll do each exercise for 40 seconds and move into the next. You repeat the station 3 times all the way through, once you're done you get a 90 second break and on to the next station. 

Breakdown:
Station 1-
Chest flys (I did 15lb weights)
Dumbbell squats (I did 20lb weights)
Push-ups while on a medicine ball
(40 seconds each and repeat 3x)

Station 2-
Resistance band pulls
TRX skull crushers 
Butterfly press (with 15lb dumbbells)
(40 seconds each and repeat 3x)

Station 3-
Chest press (15lb & 20lb dumbells)
Standing bike with resistance (this was a huge deal for me as I didnt think i could do this and I did!!!! All 3 times!)
Tricep push-ups
(40 seconds each and repeat 3x)

Station 4-
Incline treadmill on 7.0 while running at 5.5 speed
Overhead resistance bands
Scoop with resistance bands
(40 seconds each and repeat 3x)

I didn't puke or passout so score. 

Yep. I'm dead. 


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Viva Las Vegas!

Im in Vegas for work. While I would LOVE to binge drink right now, I felt it more important to get my sweat on. 

1 mile on treadmill on hill training zone (jogged 1/2 of the mile while coughing with this stupid ass cough I have)
10 kettle bell snatches in each hand (repeated twice)
40 Russian twists sitting in sit-up position with a 10lb medicine ball (repeated twice)
20 full body sit-ups with a 10 lb medicine ball (repeated twice)
20 raising 10lb medicine ball towards ceiling sit-ups (repeated twice)
15 chest presses with 15lb dumbbells (repeated 3x)
10 curls with 15lb dumbbells (repeated 3x)

I'm beat but there was no excuse 

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Workout music

I LOVE MUSIC! Bad music can affect your workout IMO... So checky-check-check it out. Here are some songs from my booty-licious cardio mix

B.o.B by Outkast
Pop That by French Montana
Bugatti by Ace Hood
Doomsday by Nero (such a good jam)
Bangarang by Skrillex
Work Bitch by Britney
TKO by JT (for the cool down)
Tom Ford by Jay Z
Black Skinhead by Kanye
Animals by Martin Garrix


I have a playlist on my Spotify account if you need more inspiration...

"NOW GET TO WORK BITCH!"-britney

Monday, March 24, 2014

Weekly workout schedule

NO EXCUSES

Wishful thinking

Today is one of those days that makes me wish I could eat shitty food. 

My wish list in order: 

1) Devil's food donut 
2) Chicken sandwich with cheese from Burger King 
3) Chicken soft tacos from Del Taco 
4) Nacho fries with sour cream from Del Taco 
5) Bean & Cheese burrito from SuperMex  

That's all.. Now off to sip some hot green tea.. xo

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

I really hate running

Seriously. The end.

Tonight I did 1 mile on the treadmill and 1 mile on the elliptical. Honestly, how the fuck do people run for fun?!!!! I wanted to cry, puke, cry, curse (outloud because lord knows there were A LOT of swear words in my head) and puke. 

I did it though. Yay me. 
This:

Was a result from a going away happy hour:

Being fit is a lot of hard work. Lol!!

Monday, March 17, 2014